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they say i'm crazy

i'm dominic. i'm mostly stressed, depressed but well dressed.

most of the shit i post is hilarious and stupid.

you'll probably love it, so follow me.
I’m jealous of anyone that will ever kiss your lips.
A 10-word story. (via diagnosticate)

[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND] 

okayfuckittybye:

I’m sitting in the parking lot at McDonalds and some country bumpkin guy leans out the window of his ugly ass truck and yells “Hey girl you’re looking hot can I tap that?”
And I accidentally yelled “sorry you have to have at least ten teeth to ride this ride”
And the GUY IN YHE CAR BESIDE ME IS LIKE CRYING
WHY DID I SAY THAT
OOPS

sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant